Things I learned on Yom Kippur

1) There are some really strange (and awesome) Jews out there, and they show up in shul on Yom Kippur.

2) Sometimes it can be good to daven in a minyan where they need to call out the page numbers every 5 minutes, and where the chevra can't figure out when to open the Aron.

3) Reading Baal Shem Tov stories in bed during the break on Yom Kippur, while drifting in and out of sleep, is a taste of the next world...